dear-ao3:

nofilter-cory:

Dog

agentpan:

thanks tumblr, maybe i will try ringworm if you dont have anything else

smeagles:

ok funs over back to business

twocubes:

“Ok, ma'am that’ll be $226.03.”

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There’s a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

creative-anchorage:

commander-ledi:

themboots:

ashyslashyy:

by fomajc on instagram. im losing my shit over this

one detail i think is important to point out: if you look at the video frame by frame, you will see that his pants come off

chase-solidago:

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Because we all need a good chuckle right now

Here’s the past six months of some people who fucked around

sickskeleton:

Yeah that’s an idea I might love

apas-95:

jimmyjampots:

when the door’s closed it says FIFTH-DEGREE KEBAB FAMINE, it’s the name of their band

they-bite:

they-bite:

when i say my gender changes to the tune of the bit i mean a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do and if he can’t then god forbid women do anything

happy 100k to this bastard post

fairycosmos:

bit mad innit. This whole thing

oldshrewsburyian:

wizardnuke:

chilewithcarnage:

derelicthousefootage:

papayajuan2019:

cruelty is so easy. youre not special for choosing it

“The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist; a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain.”

-Ursula K. LeGuin, The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas

“Evil is boring. Right? I kinda believe in the banality and mundaneness of evil. Evil is just selfish impulses, which at the end of the day are really easy to understand. It’s easy to understand why people do bad things. It’s like “yeah, ok, you’re selfish and scared and cruel, I get it”. Being good is complex and beautiful and hard.” - Brennan Lee Mulligan

“How monotonously alike all the great tyrants and conquerors have been: how gloriously different are the saints.” –C.S. Lewis

loveridden1999:

maybe i was made for loving things. maybe that’s what life is all about.

zmpl:

Can I Please Eat In The Computer Room Tonight? by Nicole Nikolich (2025)

birdsareblooming:

birdsareblooming:

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

holy shit is that kate bush